Bumper Stickers
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
- Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
- Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
- 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You
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Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!
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HANG UP AND DRIVE!
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Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It!
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Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
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This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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Honk If Anything Falls Off
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I Haven't Lost My Mind - It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
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