1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
2. Please exkuce lisa for
being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
3. Dear school: please
ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29,
30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse gloria
from jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse roland
from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent
because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent
yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing
part.
8. Megan could not come to
school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris wi! ll not be in
school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse ray
friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse pedro
from being absent yesterday. He had
(diahre, dyrea, direathe), the squirts. [note: words in ( )'s were crossed out]
12. Please excuse tommy
for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent
yesterday because he missed his bust
14. Please excuse jimmy
for being. It was his father's fault.
15. I kept billie home
because she had to go christmas shopping because i don't know what size she
wear.
16. Please excuse jennifer
for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch,
and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
17. Sally won't ! be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18. My daughter was absent
yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
19! . Please excuse jason
for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please excuse mary for
being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21. Gloria was absent
yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse brenda.
She has been sick and under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent
december 11-16, because she had a fever,
sorethroat, headache and
upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a
low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and
fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.
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