1. You hesitate to tell people what you do for a living.
2. You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover you
were.
3. You've wondered why people couldn't die at more appropriate times.
4. You find yourself counting people at a sporting event.
5. You're leading the church into the 21st century, but you don't know what you
are preaching on Saturday.
6. A church picnic is no picnic.
7. Others wished they only worked one day a week for a weeks pay!
8. You've been told that "I wouldn't have your job for all the money in the
world!"
9. People sleep while you're talking.
10. You've been asked, "What's so hard about preaching?"
11. You've been told to get a "real job."
12. Instead of being "ticked off," you get "grieved in your
spirit."
13. You've been tempted to take an offering at a family reunion.
14. You jiggle all the commode handles at the church before you leave.
15. You'd rather talk to people with their heads bowed and every eye closed.
16. You've ever wanted to 'lay hands' on a deacon's neck.
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