A
wife invited some people to dinner.
At
the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would
you like to say the blessing?"
"I
wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just
say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The
daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord,
why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"