“Create” Life
There was a gathering of scientists who were world famous for their ability to put together the basics and “create” life. They were very proud and boasted about how they had bested God. Watching all this nonsense, God decided to make an appearance and join the discussion. He told them to “show” Him how they were able to create life, and thus to best Him. They surmised that the demonstration would prove that they truly did not need God in any way, so agreed. The first scientist reached out and grabbed a handful of dirt. Immediately God’s voice thundered, “Get your own!” and the demonstration came to an end.Unknown
