Many people were gathering in an old old church that badly needed repairs. The pastor was taking donations when the old town miser stood up and said that he would donate $1000.00 as soon as the service ended. Everyone was amazed and started to murmur among themselves when a piece of the ceiling fell and landed on the miser's head. "Well, I guess I better make that $2000.00 instead." Everyone was shocked until a voice from the back cried out, "Hit him again, Lord!"
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