A burglar broke into a house one night, looking for something to steal. It was dark, and as he was tiptoeing around the house, he heard a quiet voice say, "Jesus is watching you".
He froze, but couldn't see anyone. He continued to look round the house, but once more heard the voice: "Jesus is watching you".
Again, he froze and again couldn't see who said it. He continued. Once more the voice said, "Jesus is watching you".
This time the burglar thought the voice came from a cage in one of the rooms. He lifted the cage's cover and saw a parrot.
"Jesus is watching you", the parrot repeated.
Breathing a sigh of relief, the burglar asked the parrot, "What's your name?".
"Cedric" said the parrot.
The burglar laughed out loud and said, "That's a stupid name!"
"Not as stupid as Jesus for a Rottweiler", came the reply.
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