Jesus
Saves
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing
argument about who was better at using the computer. They had been going
at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering
Finally, God said, "Cool it. I
am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does
the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and
typed away.
They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.
But, ten minutes before the time was up,
lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured,
and of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and
screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back
on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically
screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the
power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing
out all his files from the past two hours.
Satan observed this and became even more
irate. "Wait! He cheated! How
did he do it??!!"
God
shrugged and said,
"Jesus
Saves."
