CHRISTIAN ONE-LINERS
"Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out as a basket case"
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."
If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
If God is your Copilot - swap seats!
Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to . discourage him.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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