CHRISTIAN ONE-LINERS 2
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All
I Suffer from Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping
What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen
The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt
If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Procrastinate Now
Rehab Is for Quitters
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software
STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times the memory
STEAK AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, A lifetime commitment for a cow
The trouble with life is there's no background music
The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson
MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash
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