Who Wants to Go to Heaven?
During a sermon one Saturday, the minister asked who wanted to go to heaven?, raise your hand! Everyone raised their hands except one old cowboy slouching against the wall in the rear of the church. The old cowboy then proceeded to the front of the church and said to the minister, "I don't think there is a single sincere person in the church, and I can prove it! At which point the old cowboy pulled out a six shooter and asked the congregation, "who wants to go to heaven now?"Unknown
